Help Rick Scott Customize his Form Letter!

UPDATE:  I only had one response to my mad lib challenge on the Rick Scott letter.  Thank you!  Here it is! Remember to send to your favorite local Florida newspaper to show your support:

Dear Editor,
When Rick Scott ran for Governor he promised to create socialists and turn our economy around. I voted for Rick because he’s always been a Dr. Mengele, not a politician. While politicians usually disappoint us and rarely keep their promises, Rick is refreshing because he’s always crossing out his word. His policies are helping to attract missing teeth to our state and get people back to work. Some of the special interests are attacking the Governor for making drool-covered decisions, showing talkativeness, and doing what he told us he would do. Rick Scott deserves our unwavering and enthusiastic support.

yadda yadda Etc.

Rick Scott has emailed his supporters a form letter with the suggestion that they forward it along to their local newspapers. This seemed like a great opportunity to help customize Rick’s letter, “MAD-LIB” style. Enter your text below, and I will fill in and publish your customized letter later this evening!

A link to the original letter is here, but don’t peek until you’ve submitted your answers!

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Billion Dollar Cheney — the song

I wrote and produced this back when, made the animation in Flash. The band consists of a bunch of great musicians from Bloomington, Indiana, with Jenn Cristy backing me up on the vocals, and Marv Druin playing the killer guitar licks. I had a heck of a time trying to convert the original .swf to QT, but the Internet has a way of taking care of these things, as someone apparently got my Flash video and uploaded it to Google video:

It’s all still true, and Bush and Cheney have never been held to account for their misdeeds.

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Palin’s Decision Process – Temp, Pray, Huff

Sarah Palin is seriously considering running for President. After she decides, she is going to write a book about her process for all you pseudo-Americans so you can make decisions like she does.

Her book is about a woman on a quiet quest. On a loudly-painted bus.

The process is
Temp (taking gut temperature)
Pray (if I have to explain this one, you’re hopeless so stop right now)
Huff (some good old American exhaust fumes, preferably from an American-made motorcycle)

And if you pray right before you huff, it’s even better.

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Absolutely brilliant. On Education vs. Prisons

You must read this.

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Working people: Slip sliding away

There is an underlying problem in our economy that cannot be fixed by slashing government spending, or even by raising taxes on the wealthy, although that would be a start.

The underlying problem is the lack of jobs and the stagnant wages for those who do have jobs. Paul Krugman is one of the few mainstream pundits emphasizing this point.

The ultimate effect of joblessness and stagnant wages is the death of our consumer-based economy. Imagine, if you will, a McDonald’s employee who has to work two hours to earn enough to treat a family of four to dinner at . . . McDonalds. That same worker must work an entire day to afford a tank of gasoline –three days for a doctor visit. When people who work full-time cannot afford to purchase the consumer products and services they produce, your free market is in flames, and will disintegrate before your eyes. Even Henry Ford, no bleeding heart but instead a fierce pragmatist, knew this was economic suicide.

Economic justice is not just about justice, it is about the sustainability of the system. Those who focused on making money by speculating on the failure of the middle class (and that is what happened) have won the battle. That was pretty easy, wasn’t it? Hobble the workers, and then wager that they will lose the race. They bet that the middle class would lose, and we have. You have won our retirement savings, frozen our wages, and now you’re betting you can win our investments in Social Security and Medicare. We are falling far, far behind this race. Soon you (Wall Street/Financiers) will have it all, and America will be a melting pot of misery. Who will be there to cheer you at the finish line, and how many bodies will you hurdle to get there? And when will you realize that you have been racing to the bottom of the hill (no wonder it seems so easy) when you should have been striving to reach the top?

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Capitalism and the Storage Industry

In the United States, we believe in free markets. Anything a person needs or wants provides an opportunity for someone to make a profit. Another industry exists solely to increase those needs, or to increase the intensity of those needs, or to direct them this way or that, thus increasing demand.

In Communist China, there are far fewer people incarcerated than there are in the U.S., despite a significantly larger population, and the pervasive narrative that the U.S. is free, and the Chinese are oppressed. Why does this narrative persist? Because we bought that narrative, that’s why.

In the United States, private companies profit from building and operating prisons. Their corporations lobby political leaders to create ever harsher laws, the kind of laws that end up sending a man to prison for life for selling marijuana. What a bonanza, what a revenue stream that poor sucker is for the people who will profit from building the barbed wire fence that will protect us from him, and those who will profit from feeding him and clothing him and keeping him warm and fed.

Some people belong in prison, to be sure. The bullies who use violence or duplicity to take from their victims precious dignities, properties, health and life itself. But we are allowing industries to create demand for products that are immoral. We are consuming oppression like it was just another service provided, like a spray on tan. The stories we love and export around the world that romanticize violence, crime, and reinforce our fears of each other market the need. It’s an industry that thrives on paranoia, and popular culture is only too happy, inadvertently or not, to assist.

Today you can turn on your cable television and find two examples of how deeply we have been conned. One is “Storage Wars,” in which vultures descend upon abandoned storage units and bid for sometimes pathetic, and sometimes shockingly valuable collections of possessions left behind by unfortunate souls. If you’ve seen a minute of this show you realize how sad our fixation on consuming material goods can be. We build storage unit after storage unit to store these endless purchases, these things that were needed, but are no more, and in a pinch, can be left behind. And now we make television out of their salvage.

More disturbingly, we make television out of the incarceration of our fellow citizens. Prison porn provides huge blocks of programming for MSNBC. Perhaps some clever lobbyist will lobby for a law that will make it illegal to be entertaining, move the comedians into the storage units and force them to create designer condominiums out of the contents. Then the circle will be complete.

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About saving Social Security

A Twitter friend @SayNo2pHARMa and I were talking about how many might not know that Social Security taxes are only withheld on the first $106k in income. Withholding social security taxes from 100% of the income of high wage earners would put Social Security on solid ground, without forcing anybody’s granny to resort to dog food.

So I made this short animation to share with people who may not know this important fact about Social Security taxes.

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