UPDATE: I only had one response to my mad lib challenge on the Rick Scott letter. Thank you! Here it is! Remember to send to your favorite local Florida newspaper to show your support:
When Rick Scott ran for Governor he promised to create socialists and turn our economy around. I voted for Rick because he’s always been a Dr. Mengele, not a politician. While politicians usually disappoint us and rarely keep their promises, Rick is refreshing because he’s always crossing out his word. His policies are helping to attract missing teeth to our state and get people back to work. Some of the special interests are attacking the Governor for making drool-covered decisions, showing talkativeness, and doing what he told us he would do. Rick Scott deserves our unwavering and enthusiastic support.
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Rick Scott has emailed his supporters a form letter with the suggestion that they forward it along to their local newspapers. This seemed like a great opportunity to help customize Rick’s letter, “MAD-LIB” style. Enter your text below, and I will fill in and publish your customized letter later this evening!
A link to the original letter is here, but don’t peek until you’ve submitted your answers!